basicallysomeone teach me how to be serena van der woodsen everyone falls in love with her what the fuck why can’t I be like a character on gossip girl this sucks

no pam i dont want a bagel im already going to be late have you seen my keys
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i have two moods fuck you and whats for dinner
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it had its ups and downs like im pretty sure the beginning of the year went really well and then the summer was really great, but then junior year started and it definitely hasnt been anything special so the past two or three months have kind of gone downhill but i guess overall i cant complain because i should be thankful for the life i have but it wasnt like a super special year or anything so YEAH
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Two Door Cinema Club: Something Good Can Work (Ted & Francis Remix)
if you locked your boyfriend and your dog in a trunk for a week and then opened it the boyfriend would probably be pissed but the dog would be happy to see you also known as reasons why dogs are better than boyfriends
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basically
omg his paws are so weird
my favourite thing about this cat is that its name is Tard and I’m 99% sure it’s a girl
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we’re taking care of my grandmas chickens while shes on vacation and my mom just fed them scrambled eggs What ThEHE FUCK
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oh my fgodyou can literally go to any part of a history book and it’s about white people fucking things up
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a moment of silence for those who haven’t seen their favourite band live
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thanks for reminding meomfg my mom dropped her iphone in the toilet so she fished it out and desperately yelled ‘SIRI I DROPPED YOU IN THE TOILET WHAT DO I DO’ and siri replied ‘Tara, you have 28 events in July. That’s a lot.’ and then died